10 ~ There is no intergalactic travel ticket to Yemisque, tangerine aphrodisiac playground. A singles resort vacation in Jamaica might be your next best travel bet.

9 ~ If you’re allergic, afraid of, or don’t like handsome, red chestnut stallions.

8 ~ If you don’t like horseback riding on the beach.

7 ~ If you don’t like oily naked bodies or the carnal fun and games on Yemisque.

6 ~ If you have a huge aversion to stallion shapeshifters. Or a prince with his own awesome space cruiser.

5 ~ If you don’t care for a kickassitude heroine with her own fire-shooting palm, who has no patience for lust-filled men, and will do anything save her father.

4 ~ If you find battles in space boring.

3 ~ If action/adventure on another world just isn’t your thing.

2 ~ If the art of sexual torture used on the villain turns your stomach too much.

And the Number One reason why….as David Letterman would say…you shouldn’t read Tangerine Carnal Dreams is…

1 ~ If true fierce passion between a heroine and a hero just doesn’t do it for you.

Savanna Brewer

Tangerine Carnal Dreams, now available at Aspen Mountain Press!

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